I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
this isn’t even a problem
This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done
the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed
so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself
"There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else, there’s MasterCard"
I recorded Gus’s eulogy for Hazel at the end of the movie
OH MY GOD NO
I AM SO FUCKED
AND THE WORST PART IS
YOU CAN HEAR PEOPLE CRYING
I want to reblog this an infinite amount of times..