who the fuck invented blowjobs. like who the fuck woke up one day and said “i’m gonna put that dick in my mouth” wtf
This isn't freedom, this is fear.
have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once